Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2009
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Dear Aunt Wanda, thank you for the nutcracker." Ralph says, "When we told you we liked nutcrackers many years ago, we never expected that you'd give us one every year!" Ralph says, "We now have more nutcrackers than we have nuts to crack! I'm sick of them!!!" June says, "One second thought, I'll write the thank you notes." Ralph says, "I was just getting warmed up!"
He married a Nutcracker, that’s the problem…