Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 15, 2008

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Ralph says, "Would you like me to cook Christmas dinner this year, Honeybunch?" June says, "No thank you, Ralph!" June says, "I learned my lesson when I let you cook Thanksgiving dniner!" June says, "I still can't believe you stuffed the turkey with Cheetos!" Ralph says, "It was delicious!!"