Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 19, 2008
Transcript:
"I got a ticket today for talking on a cell phone while driving!" "Why did you do a dumb thing like that?!" "I didn't" "I was talking to myself in the car, and didn't want anyone to think I was a weirdo..." "So I held the phone to my ear to look like I was talking to somebody" "I suggest you plead insanity."