Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 17, 2008
Transcript:
No-Neck: The recipient of the lifetime achievement award is a man you all know... He is a true visionary... The first mall cop ever to use the Chinese finger lock as a law-enforcement tool! Then, at his own expense, he equipped each and every one of his fellow mall cops with one of their own! June: That must have cost you a fortune! Ralph: Nah. I won 'em all at Chuck E. Cheese's!