Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 24, 2008
Transcript:
"Mr. Drabble, do you maintain that you've strictly adhered to your diet for the past week?" "I do." "How, then, do you explain the presence of this chocolate chip on the passenger seat of your car?!" "Simple. I picked up a hitchhiker who turned out to be 'Famous Amos.'" "Wow! He thinks pretty fast under pressure!" "I can't wait to hear how he explains the 'Nutter Butter' in his pants pocket!"