Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 22, 2008
Transcript:
"Mr. Drabble, is it true you started a strict diet one week ago?" "Yes." "On the day you started your diet, you also got your car washed and vacuumed, did you not?" "Yes." "How, then, do you explain the presence of THIS in your car?!" "A donut sprinkle??" "Yes, Ralph. How DO you explain that?" "I think I need a lawyer!"
And the bat swoops in and proceeds to nag, uninvited………..