Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 25, 2007
"Ralph, why are you so dressed up??" "We're just going to the movies, you know!" "In the old days, people always dressed up for the movies because they recognized the cultural significance of the cinema. I happen to feel the same way." "Also, I refuse to pay six bucks for a bucket of popcorn!" "You have melted butter running down the side of your head!"