Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 28, 2004
Transcript:
"Oogie, believe me, you look much better after being groomed!" "It's called a lion cut. It doesn't make you look silly at all." "It actually makes you look quite dignified!" "Right guys?" "At times like this I wish I had a lip to bite." "One crack from the weiner dog and I'm out of here."