Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 11, 2002
Transcript:
?Excuse me, officer?can you tell me where the restroom is?? ?Certainly, Ma?am. It?s halfway down the corridor, second door on your left.? ?Thank you.? ?No no no, Chambers?that?s not the way a seasoned mall cop answers a question like that!? ?The correct response is: ?What do I look like, a director?? repeat after me??