Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 21, 2001
Transcript:
"If I hear "Jingle Bells" one more time, I'll..." "Griping about Christmas music in the mall? That constitutes a HOLIDAY SPIRIT VIOLATION!" "What's the penalty?" "Well, since you're a first-time violator..." "I'll let you off with just "The glare." "Please! I'd rather pay a fine!!"