Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 02, 2001
Transcript:
?Believe me, Norm, this job will be PERFECT for you!? ?What kind of job IS it, Dad?? ?Trust me, it?s right up your alley! You get paid for doing nothing!? ?It requires no brain-power whatsoever! This job was tailor-made for Norman Drabble!? ?You might even want to make a CAREER out of it!? ?The sus-pense is killing me!?