Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 02, 2000
"Hello, traffic hotline? Tipster Drabble, here...I'd like to alert your listeners to a serious problem..." "Traffic is at a standstill! It's bumper to bumper, and motorists are growing impatient!" "Where am I?? I'm in the drive-thru lane at Turbo-Burger! ...Hello?" "The thanks I get for being civic-minded!"