Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 20, 2000

Transcript:

"Ralph, how would you like to go to a dinner party at the Smiths' on Friday night?" "I'd hate it. It's the last thing on Earth I'd want to do." "I'd rather be tied to an ant hill naked." "Let me rephrase the question." "We're going to the Smiths' dinner party on Friday night!" "I hate it when she rephrases the question"