Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 20, 1999

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Ralph: The Loys? Who are they?? June: They're friends of my mom's. They came to our wedding. Ralph: Is it really necessary to send them a card? June: Yes, they send us one every year. Ralph: Who's Clyde Forkner? June: Our insurance agent. Ralph: Why do we send a Christmas card to our insurance agent?? Norman: How did you get out of addressing all those Christmas cards, dad? Ralph: Maybe I'll write a book some day.