Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 27, 1999
October 26, 1999
October 28, 1999
Transcript:
Kid: ... If the homeowner fails to transfer ownership of sugary food product ("treat"), the party of the first part reserves the right to initiate an action which may render damage upon homeowner's house and property ("trick"). Ralph: Scariest costume of the night: a lawyer! Kid: Thank you. Here's my bill.
