Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 13, 1999
June: Ralph, I'm putting you on a diet to help Wally lose weight. He follows you around because he knows you always have food! Ralph: That's not true! Wally follows me around because he likes me, don't you, Wally? See? Wally: Slurp slurp slurp Ralph: Good boy! Have a pork rind!