Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 21, 1999

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Wendy: Two for lunch, please. Hostess: Right this way... Wendy: Bring him a kids menu and a box of crayons so he can color on the place mat! Norman: Oh, that won't be necessary! I've matured, Wendy. I no longer expect them to bring me a box of crayons when I come to a restaurant! I bring my own now!