Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 18, 1999
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Patrick: Every year, my school has a fundraiser, and they send all the kids out to sell candy. I feel like my childhood is over! I should be doing homework or riding my bike! Instead I have to go pound the pavement! Worst of all, I have to do it for free! I don't even get a piece of the action! Norman: I'm glad I'm not a kid anymore! Patrick: At least in the sweatshops, they pay children six cents a day!