Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 07, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: Honeybunch, when will Patrick be back from day camp? June: 3:30. Ralph: Great! That gives me just enough time to soup-up his pinewood derby car! A few strategic modifications will make this baby haul! June: But the pinewood derby isn't about winning! It's about learning! It's about taking pride in one's own accomplishment! It's about... Ralph: Yeah yeah... Where's the graphite?