Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 23, 1998
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June: Don't wait up for me, Ralph. I'm going to see "titanic" Ralph: Again?? Uh... I mean... Not that there's anything wrong with seeing it again and again. It's a fine film and it should be experienced over and over and over and over. I almost hit an iceberg there myself!
Man, mall cops must make a fortune where they live. Between his eating, her frivolous spending, the furniture ruined by the stupid cat and Norman’s bungles, he’d need to clear 150k a year.