Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 05, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: Ahhh... I love being in the shower! Nobody bothers me! The sound of the water running drowns out the noise of my kids bickering, the phone ringing, the neighbor's dog barking... Taking a shower is like going away on vacation! June: Just think how long you could stay in there if you had more hair to shampoo!
Hand me the razor, I’ll slit my wrists while I’m in here. Anything to be away from you….