Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 11, 1997

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Ralph: Hello, young lady! Welcome to my home! Smooch. In honor of your visit, I am preparing a special meal: Ralph Drabble's world famous, mouth-watering barbecued bacon burgers! No one can resist the sweet aroma of... Opal: Sorry, but I'm a vegetarian. Ralph: Say what? Norman: I knew there was something I forgot to mention!