Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 01, 1997
Transcript:
Patrick: All I asked you to do was look after my virtual pet for a few hours, and you killed it!! How could you be so careless?? I depended on you!! You forsook your responsibilities! You should be ashamed! Ralph: I haven't been made to feel this guilty since the last PBS pledge drive!
If you want your stupid toy to be looked after, look after it yourself. He is a grown man with a real job…