Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 27, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: I can't believe Patrick talked me into babysitting his virtual pet! If you don't care for this thing properly, it will die! It was cranky this morning. It kept beeping and beeping, so I kept feeding it until it finally shut up! That must have been the right thing to do, because it's been quiet for a really long time!