Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 25, 1997
Transcript:
Patrick: Please, dad? You have to baby-sit Ralphie! I can't take him to school, and mom won't be home! Ralph: Sorry. I have to work! Patrick: He can go with you! If I leave him alone, he'll die! Ralph: Patrick, it's just a toy. There's a big difference between a living creature and an inanimate object... In most cases!