Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 31, 1997
Transcript:
Lady: Ralph, the mall owes you an apology. It was determined that the cause of the fire was a smoldering cigarette. Since you don't smoke, you've been cleared! No-neck: And remember when the tabloid plastered your face on the front page and named you as the culprit? Ralph: Yeah... No-neck: Well, they printed a retraction! Ralph: Thank goodness! Where is it? No-neck: At the bottom of page 32.