Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 20, 1997
Transcript:
Lady: What's going on, Ralph? Ralph: Someone lit a fire in the trash can. I doused it with my thermos of chocolate milk. Lady: Ralph, you're a hero! Ralph: Aw, it was no big deal. Lady: Are you kidding?? I'm going to notify the media! Ralph: The media?? The flames were intense, lives were at stake... I had to act immediately! Flash!