Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 05, 1996
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Norman: Here's your pencil, Professor Bismol... All nice and sharpened! I want you to know, sir, what an honor it is to have you for an instructor. You are a truly great and generous man. Professor: It's interesting how students are always nice to me right before mid-term exams. Norman: If I am ever elected president, I intend to award you the medal of freedom!