Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 01, 1996
Norman: Baseball is only a game, Patrick. Patrick: I know. Norman: So what if you struck out 4 times today? So what if you haven't had a hit all season? Don't feel bad! Patrick: I don't. Norman: Good. I'm glad to see that you're not taking it too hard. How are you taking it, dad? Ralph: Close the door. I want it dark in here!