Self-absorbed @я$€#0£€$. Grrrrrr. My nephew works 3 jobs just to make ends meet, one of which is delivering pizza on weekends, and so many times he comes home with tales of people with this sort of mentality — and even when everything in their order is perfect these types rarely tip, or if they do they give him a smug, self-important sneer with a ‘keep the change’ (usually less than a quarter) and slam the door. I’d like to take that sodding ‘crazy bread’, wrap it in tin foil and it’d be the biggest suppository they’d ever bloody well see! Double Grrrrrrr!