Horace, my dear freoind!
Can you do me a favor?
I was wondering if you could uh...
Please don't histitate to ask.
My cousin frank to help you with that.
Psh…. helping anyone I knew to move meant free pizza that day!
Why I sold my pickup truck.
Horace…. you could Supervise…! ! !
A bumpersticker that I see now and then:
Yes, This Is My truck No, I Won’t Help You Move
A friend will help you move. A REAL friend will help you move a body.
That guy called the wrong horse for the job; Melody could have told him that Horace isn’t into moving experiences.
Whoops, sorry, OW! I just hit my toe against the wall on my way to the kitchen, ouch it hurts, ooo I gotta get an icepack and keep this elevated for a long while, sorry, can’t help ya, bye!clickwhew!
July 31, 2015