Sine: Look! A wallet!
Horace: Loaded with money! There's an address inside so we can return the wallet.
Sine: With the money.
Horace: Why of course.
I was walking along the street one day when I found a wallet. laying on the sidewalk. And I was gonna keep it, but then I asked myself, “How would I feel if I lost a hundred and ten dollars?”
And I answered myself, “I would want to be taught a lesson!
– Emo Phlilips
July 31, 2015