Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 21, 2013
Kevin: Miss Bliss' bun is so big, he hair must be a mile long. Alice: You know what I heard? Alice: I've heard that the tension required to hold Mss Bliss' hair in place is so great that should her bun suddenly unwind, it'd act as a propeller and lift her way up in the air for hours at a time. Kevin: She's got a super-power! Marcus: I've heard she used her power t fight crime, rescue cats from trees and provide drive-time traffic reports!