Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 20, 2013
Alice: Ow! Mom. Mom: I'm sorry Alice. Mom: You have the strangest hair. It's curly on one side, straight on the other, and woolly in the back. Alice: Really? Alice: Nature must've intended for me to have three heads, like Petey has four stomachs. Mom: He has what? Petey: Four stomachs, one for each food group.