Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 19, 2013
Petey: I've discovered I'm the 17th mot picky eater in the world. Alice: How do you know? Petey: There's a website I look t on Mom's computer with global pickiness rating updated hourly. Petey: I could've been 16th, but yesterday I ate a piece of bologna with the rind still on it. Alice: So close petey! So close!