Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 08, 2021
"Wouldn't it be sweet to have a robot butler?" "It would speak in a proper English accent and call me sir. It would drive me around, cook for me and care for my general well-being." "And if anyone messed with me, its hands would detach and become turbine buzzsaws." "RRREEEOOO BZZZZZZZZ!! AAAHHH!!" "Wasn't that an episode of Mr. Belvedere?"