Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 28, 2021
"Um, let me guess. Your sister hated the scrapbook of every prank you've ever pulled on her." "She didn't even look at it. She just instantly threw it into the fireplace. There was a lot of irreplaceable stuff in there." "It had all of her one of a kind baby pictures that I permanent markered with different facial hair." "Wow, I just realized I'm really not that good of a person, am I?" "I'm kinda surprised she didn't throw you in the fireplace."