Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 15, 2021
Transcript:
"I'm celebrating Presidents' day by dressing as the perfect genetic embodiment of all the U.S. presidents." BUS STOP "I have the raging fury of Andrew Jackson, the cat-like dexterity of Chester A. Arthur, John Quincy Adams' telepathic ability over water fowl, and I possess the steely death-grip of James K. Polk." "I can also kick like Jean-Claude Van Damme. Keeeyaaahh!!" "Van Damme was never president." "I know. But look, I can kick just like him!!" whup
Wait, telepathic power over water fowl? Shouldn’t that be Millard Fillmore?