Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 20, 2021
"I feel horrible. I don't know if I'm going to make it through this one." "That's crazy talk. You're going to be just fine." "Billy, listen to me. I have very specific instructions on how I want things handled." "I want you to take my remains to Mt. Everest and let the mountain winds carry me across the world." "OK, if you don't make it, I'll take your ashes to Everest." "I never said I wanted to be cremated." "I'm not dragging a dead cow up Everest."