Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 30, 2020
"Second place, Cow. Not too shabby." 2nd place "Considering you spent the last round of competition with me adhered to your side, you did pretty well." "Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, beauty comes from the inside out, and you, Cow, my friend, are..." "There goes the grand champion." "We all know you were juicin'!! I hope your udders fall off!!" "...Really not all that attractive."