Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 29, 2019
"Y'know, Billy, maybe you'd have more real friends if you stopped hanging out with that cow all day." "Wow, sis, I never thought about it that way." "Step aside, Cow, I have some real friends to make." "Oh, friends! I'm available now! There's no cow to hinder our relationships!" "I'll probably have to beat them off with this stick." "You're mocking me." "Tee hee."