Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 10, 2014
"Choices are funny, cow. It seems important that everyone have them, but we rarely make a choice without the approval of others." "I think the ultimate test of character is to make the right choice, even if it is an unpopular one and the rest of the world disagrees with it." "You talking about your choice to wear a unitard?" "Perhaps." "But did I choose the unitard, Cow, or did the unitard choose me?" "Either way, the world disagrees."