Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 23, 2014
"Tracy, I don't want my latest prank to ruin our relationship." "You're my sister and I love you. But I feel like there is this ever-expanding void between us. Before it becomes too big, I want to make things right. So I've come to offer you an olive branch." "OK, I'm realizing from the look on your face that putting jarred olives on a dead tree branch is probably NOT how this is done. My bad."