Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 24, 2009
Martin says, "Jesus died?!" Martin says, "Why didn't they string up that no good Judas?! He was the bad one!" Martin says, "Wish someone would've told me this when I had a working time machine! Might've been able to save Jesus' life! Thanks for the heads up, everyone!!" Cow says, "Martin doesn't get religion, does he?" Billy says, "And in so many ways." Martin says, "I'm drafting a strongly worded letter!!"