Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 27, 2008
"What're you doing?" "Writing letters to my children." "Mom's always saying how I'll understand someday when I have kids. So I decided to adopt a bunch of kids from the Third World with my weekly allowance." "Now I can go, 'POW! I got six kids and I still don't know why you won't buy me a new bike.'" "You're inadvertently doing some good, so I'm not calling you an idiot this time." "I love my kids."