Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 28, 2007
"I just thought of the ultimate home security system." "You mount a fake gun turret to the top of yoru house and put a robot monkey head inside." "Then program it to spin like this every hour. CHK, CHK, CHK, EEE, EEE, EEE!!" "Thieves will say, 'Hey, let's skip the house with turbine monkey gun." "I imagine so will everyone else."