Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 12, 2007
"Cow, are you sick of just scraping by paycheck to paycheck?" "Um, I don't..." "Well, no more!! St. Patrick's day is approaching and it's given me an idea." "It's the time of year when leprechauns are out in full force. All we need to do is catch one and make him give us his gold. My plan is almost foolproof." "Almost nothing. Your plan has definitely proven that to me."