Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 10, 2006
"Do you think god is more an artist or an engineer?" "Like, is space his canvas and does he have some kind of giant paint palette filled with different atomic elements and primordial goo which he mixes in different ways to compose the universe?" "Or does god sit down at some drafting table meticulously poring over designs and equations so that everything in the world fits just right?" "I don't know. But I bet he uses his beard hair for his giant brushes."