Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 09, 2006
"Well, here I am. It's the second day of school." Von Dutch "And even though trendy clothes go against who I am, I realize that if I present myself in a way that is more comforting to my peers, they might let their guard down and get to know me." "Nice Von Dutch hat, dorkus aurelius!" "AHHHHH!!" POOSH More Metal "OK, so it's just a kind of indiscriminating-hatred-toward-me-in-general thing. Might have told me that $564.32 at the Gap ago, thank you!"