Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 04, 2006
"Mom and Dad, I think I finally thought of what I want to do with my life." "That's great, dear. What is it?" NASCAR "I'm really into fashion and I thought it might be cool to be a fashion designer." "Booooooooring." "Who asked you anyway?" "When I grow up I'm going to be a cowboy-policeman who moonlights as a volunteer fireman. I haven't ruled out astronaut school yet. I'm still weighing my options." "Good luck even accomplishing one of your careers. Be realistic. You don't see me trying to be some fashion designing cowboy." "Now, yer talkin'!" "It was always our dream to have one of our children take over the family farm." "Keep dreamin'." "Mom's pregnant?!!"